Traumatized

It was lunch time, and I needed to go pee. So I proceeded to the restroom and specifically chose the urinal all the way at the end. Anyways, I was peeing for a good 10 minutes or so and this guy casually chooses to pee at the urinal right next to the one I was peeing at. I noticed there were 3 or 4 free urinals that weren’t next to mine. In my head I was like, “This dude totally just broke guy code… No big deal I’m almost done.” So I’m getting ready to finish my fantastic urination and the dude goes,”Hey man, nice dick.”